Would someone hurry up and please find a finger* in a Banana Cream Pie Milkshake from Sonic so I can get over my insane craving of all things Banana Cream Pie Milkshake from Sonic?
*or a toe**
**or a wad of hair***
***okay, I think I just solved my own problem with the very power of THOUGHT
I know, I know. I missed Valentine’s Day. I have a lot of guilt over that, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I also know there are a lot of you (including me) who really look forward to the CGB Valentine’s celebration.
Is it lame to celebrate it in March? We can call it “Our Love Is So Magical We Must Celebrate One Month Later Than All The Other Saps In The World” Valentine’s Day or “Jerilyn Spends Too Much Time Chatting Up Babes On The Internet To Pay Attention To The Date” Valentine’s Day or we can find an upcoming holiday to celebrate instead.
Options for alternate celebrations are:
April 1: April Fool’s Day
March 17: St. Patrick’s Day (no)
March 19: The Swallows Return to Capistrano (what the H*?)
March 21: The First Day of Spring aka TICK TOCK. Are Your Thighs Ready for Summer?
Or MY FAVORITE only because it’s a crude joke about weight loss:
March 13: The Anniversary of the Discovery of Uranus
Let me know what you want to do.
*Heck