My sister: I just spoke to [a guy that is marrying our cousin]. Did you know his nickname is “Syrup”?
Me: No, why?
Sister: Because he runs too slow!
Me: Ha! That’s funny!
Sister: I know!
Me: That should be me!
Me: No, wait! I can be “Heinz”!
Sister: ?
Me: Because the only way I’m moving is if someone pokes a knife at me!
It’s a Chubby Girl Brigade Official Holiday! It’s Jerilyn’s birthday!
How to celebrate this not-quite-national day of recognition:
Pet a dog
Play the official CGB Valentine CD, if you have one. If you don’t, email genadfemale at chubbygirlbrigade dot com and I will do my best to get one for you. Someday.
Buy a can of Almond Roca and do not share.
Hug an advertiser
Email (see address above) a finger-licking recipe to share!
Wish Jerilyn a Happy Birthday in the comments!